Portland Pensione

Walked in... Walked back out again

Contras: I've stayed at a $1/night hostel in Cambodia that was more hospitable than this. The photos on google made this place look simple yet clean and affordable. However, upon walking in and seeing the moth-eaten, cigarette burned smelly blanket and the bathroom that resembled the sump pump in my basement, my skin immediately started to crawl. We got the heck out of there and ended up staying at a friends house that night. Didn't get a refund but honestly it was worth it to not have to stay there for the night.

Worst motel ever

Contras: No towels or bedding or anything in the room. The people running it were obviously drug addicts. They rent out rooms by the week so there are a lot of drug addicts living there. I'm a young guy so I wasn't really worried about it but if I were a woman or there with a family, I would be very concerned about safety. It was just gross and dirty all around.

Contras: Do your very best to avoid this place

Too bad - dirty beds and restroom

Prós: Nil

Contras: Staff was not responsive and rude. Dirty beds and restroom

Gross! Do not stay here!!!!

Contras: Neighborhood was scary and falling apart. Homeless people, boarded up houses, curtains of the hotel were falling down so you could see into filthy rooms. We ended up staying at a different hotel.

Prós: The name

Contras: Everything else, should be torn down